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		<title>Pennies on my Mind and Dreams in my Pocket</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 05:46:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well Internet,
There are some days where I sit down and I look at you and you look at me and everything that needs to be said falls into place.  Words and ideas come tumbling from my fingertips and electronic ink spills onto the page in ever-perfect Calibri font (nice work Bill Gates, you finally got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Manifest Destiny: Expansion to the land of Chad Ocho Cinco</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 02:09:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can&#8217;t get enough Sarcasm and wit here?
Do you dream of indulging yourself in torrents of Sarcasm?
Don&#8217;t have the attention span or knowledge of obscure 90s movies and literary references to keep up with the Wielgusmark.com&#8217;s lengthy, self-indulgent blog posts?
Well, why didn&#8217;t you say so earlier?
Have no fear, simple readers, The Wielgus Mark Twitter page is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wielgusmark.com 1,000,000 Visitors and Counting!!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Mar 2010 05:13:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you.  Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you, Internet.  Thank you, world.  Thank you, Wielgus Mark Fan Alliance.  Thank you, me for if it wasn’t for your brilliance and ingenuity none of this would be possible.  But especially, thank you call center team in Bangalore who I hired for a special “side project” (But don’t stop [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Brief Digression&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Feb 2010 01:56:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sooo..
I was watching MTV Tres today&#8230;
Wait, let me repeat that for emphasis
I was WATCHING MTV TRES today &#8212; Yes, it was that brutal of a weekend.  I mean in my defense, Pink&#8217;s Behind the Music was on and ever since I laid eyes on Leif Garrett&#8217;s Behind the Music in sixth grade I&#8217;ve been a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>So This Must Be What Winning Powerball is Like (Except you don&#8217;t pay taxes on being awesome)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 06:22:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Internet,
Holy Moses! Holy Archemedes’ tail feathers! Great Oden’s Raven! Holy Jayson Werth’s Beard!! (there we go).  It has been mere days since I modestly released the Wielgus Mark and, like an incensed Bengal Tiger in musk, it has taken off and rabidly torn through the dense jungle of the World Wide Web.  The blogosphere is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Dawning of a New Age</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Feb 2010 00:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Internet,
(This blog is a multimedia experience.  Listen to the following link while reading this post: O fortuna) 
The Art of Sarcasm is one that has been an integral development in the history of human communication.  Though the emergence and popularization of its use is unknown, I suspect it originated soon after the emergence of the [...]]]></description>
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